men!

hehe...

while bloghopping, i stumbled across these two entries about men and i had fun reading them...i found myself saying "oo nga noh!" i decided to post the two entries here. wala lang! makes you wonder what goes on in the minds of men. makes you want to understand them...but most of the time trying to understand how their minds work makes your head hurt! no offense, guys! i'm sure you feel exactly the same way about women. *grins wickedly*

so ano boys?! totoo ba o hindi?!?

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ang north boy at ang south boy.
*bow*

ang north boy, kung gusto ka, liligawan ka.
ang south boy, hindi mo alam, nililigawan ka na pala.

ang north boy, crush siya ng barkada mo.
ang south boy, gustong makatambay ng barkada mo.

ang north boy, liligawan pati nanay mo.
ang south boy, babarkadahin ang nanay mo.

ang north boy, tahimik at polite kapag kasama ang pamilya mo.
ang south boy, makwento at masigla kapag kasama ang pamilya mo.

ang north boy, first date ninyo sa nakaka-impress na restaurant.
ang south boy, first date ninyo ay movie tapos coffee.

ang north boy, bongga magregalo.
ang south boy, simple pero meaningful ang ireregalo.

ang north boy, sasama sa yo at sa barkada mo.
ang south boy, isasama ka sa barkada niya.

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the freaking truth about men
this is why we, women, find it really hard to find the man of our dreams.

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men aremarried.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nicemen, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nicemen with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice andsomewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that areheterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, arecowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome,somewhat nice and have somemoney and thank God are heterosexual, areshy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move,automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

GO FIGURE!!!
*sakit sa ulo*

janice said nga in her blog:

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."

Personally, this what makes men so cute.

They need women to be better, mwahahahahahaha.

DON'T YOU JUST AGREE?! HAHAHAH :p

pero alam nyo...true love waits...cheesy...

...but true. :)

*cheers!*